Friday, March 19, 2010

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Wilco Tango Foxtrot

Title: Wilco Tango Foxtrot
A Malty, Robust, Jobless Recovery Ale
From the label:

In the murky realm of things that make you go 'Hmmm...' 2010 may rank way, way up there. From the curious per curiam decision of 531U.S.98 in 2000, to WTC7, to the Superdome, to the Fall of the House of Lehman, to the Nobel President's Afghan Expedition escalation, to the oxymoronic Jobless Recovery of 2010; we have been confused. So, we done the only thing we could - we made beer - and lots of it. 6420M cases of it to be exact. As far as we know, you drank all of it. Thank you for that, because if you had not we would have been looking for a bail out of our own, and we haven't heard of about any breweries either needing or receiving any of those Yaun-flavored TARP dollars... although we have read that the Las Vegas adult video industry did. Nobody knows why. So, in a world that at is once again the proverbial "Ball of Confusion", craft beer alone seems to carry its own weight. It's nice to be on the winning team and thank you for your friendship and imbibiliciousness. Call us! 707-769-4495
That being said, this 71 degrees and sunny March day is my last day of unemployment. I will soon be behind the rail of Your Favorite Craft Beer GastroPub down at 24 Willie Mays Plaza. Twenty-four taps, including two Casks, and 24 bottles, including six of the seven Trappists. In the next room will be 50 tequilas and Al Pastor sliced off the spit. And in the room opposite that They play baseball.

WTF?

1 comment:

A23 said...

Have a great night man! I'm excited for you.

I love doing what I'm doing right now. It's interesting enough. But if I could get into a place with that many taps I think I'd be in Titty Heaven.

Can I send you a resume?

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